The Sarcasm In My Head Tee Color:Asphalt The dog ate something expensive

The dog ate something expensive

Some chase dreams

🦫 Some days call for total indifference

this playful design lets them decide for themselves

Sometimes the simplest statements are the strongest ones

The Sarcasm In My Head Tee Color:Asphalt The dog ate something expensiveDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! The sarcasm in my head is caused by the chasm in yours. There. Somebody finally said it out loud. This shirt is for the people who are exhausted from explaining obvious things to confident idiots. A beautifully bleak little masterpiece for anyone whose internal monologue sounds like a disappointed philosophy professor trapped in a customer service job. Stark white on black contrast. Distressed typography.