Sandy: I ain't crying! SpongeBob: Sandy, what the heck are you crying about? https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Texas/transcript?oldid=3430904. That fact makes SpongeBob production animation a great (and extremely rare) collectible, as well as great fun to own and frame! Sandy: I'm staying! We're going to get Sandy now. SpongeBob and Patrick continue sobbing and then stop] (Spongebob’s bed bounce up and flings Spongebob at the calendar where he lands on March 3rd with the words 'boating exam today!' Patrick: Well, let's go get some Texas and bring it down here! Patrick: What's the difference! Sandy: Hi-yah! [both of them scream; they go around each side of a huge rock. Patrick: Yeah. SPONGEBOB TEXAS Episode_JamSnugg Reaction SPONGEBOB TEXAS Episode_JamSnugg Reaction SPONGEBOB TEXAS Episode_JamSnugg Reaction. Sandy: No! SpongeBob: You'll have to catch us first! (at Sandy's house where SpongeBob & Patrick are playing leap frog while going to her tree dome). [Sandy gets steaming mad. Sandy uses her flush handle to drain it all out). (Sandy cries filling her helmet with Tears. Patrick: Hiya, SpongeBob! (goofily)Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb? SpongeBob: Don't cry anymore, Sandy, I'll go get your bags. ... Top 10 Darkest Nickelodeon Episodes. SpongeBob: No! Patrick: Krusty Krab, here we come! That was SpongeBob's very first season - 1999/2000. Patrick: Fly away, little critter! SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator, Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon.The series is set in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom, and centers on the adventures and endeavors of SpongeBob SquarePants, an over-optimistic sea sponge that annoys other characters. [the three are standing outside the Treedome] Y'all better take back what ya said! (grabs Don the Whale from behind and flips him over onto the ground. Get a dog little longie! Patrick: Hiya, SpongeBob! Duh, howdy, y'all! Howdy y'all! Sandy: Ohh, it's nothing but a memory now. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Spongebob: Good morning Bikini Bottom! SpongeBob: Run faster, Patrick! I was home all along, and it took me until now to realize it. SpongeBob: ...homemade peas-in-a-can pie... [Pearl is holding a pie with a can of peas in it] ...and we got our very own 10 gallon hats! [the jellyfish flies away as Sandy watches tearfully] Run along, back to your family and friends. You think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna... [...catch up, which she is. she sang that song from her heart. (Nuclear explosion is heard. Sandy: No, you can't! (gets back together) Almost there! SpongeBob: Texas? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Texas" from Season 1, which aired on March 22, 2000. I mean we... You think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna... (Sandy catches up with them)( Patrick finishes sentence) RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!! SpongeBob: [gasps] Patrick, do you hear that? What am I doing? Sandy: I'm going back home to Texas. (Sandy cries and runs into Treedome), Sandy: Go away. Remember: there's no place like home! Patrick: I'm Texas, too! Drawing the Goo Lagoon 10. Sandy: You know, all of a sudden, I don't feel like sand castles SpongeBob. Sandy! SpongeBob: Look, Sandy, we caught one! Sandy cries and runs into the treedome.] Edit source History Talk (0) Share. Ahh, what a beautiful day! Note: Any SpongeBob SquarePants episodes are forbidden due to clogging up the wiki in the past. SpongeBob: Texas? You can't! (SpongeBob and Patrick have gotten everything ready at the KrustyKrab). She really misses Texas. SpongeBob: Look Patrick, I'm Texas! / Plankton tries to get SpongeBob to be mean. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. [both hands walk off together and arrive at a sand-made treedome] Hey, what's this? SpongeBob: Patrick. We better deliver it! SpongeBob: Everything looks perfect. Hurry, before they forget you and leave you behind. Patrick: Git a dog, little longie! Sandy: What did you say? SpongeBob: No, no! You don't wanna leave without having one last Krabby Patty down at the Krusty Krab? Sandy: [the bus drives off again] Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain! Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: You'll have to catch us first! [a wave covers sand and ruins Sandy's Texas display] For you! SpongeBob: Sandy, no! Sandy: ♪I wanna go hoooommme.♪ [Junior Brown's voice] ♪I wanna go home.♪ [as she sings she goes back into the Treedome. Patrick: Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas? 18a Almost there! When Im so far from you texas, all I can do is cry. (SpongeBob and Patrick run) We did it! Sandy's rope turns into the shape of SpongeBob; SpongeBob screams. [enters Jellyfish Fields. SpongeBob: Go on, go back to where you belong. I guess that deep in my heart, I'll always be a Texas girl. I know they miss you as much as you miss them. Sandy: No thanks (Enter's jellyfish feild.) March 22, 2000See more... July 11, 2000 September 18, 2002 July 21, 2008 SpongeBob: Shh! Mr. Krabs: (from inside) well hurry up lad! [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. Don't spoil the surprise! SpongeBob and Patrick start sobbing. SpongeBob: Da-ta-dah. Whatever you say, Sandy. N/A SpongeBob: Shh! SpongeBob: What?! 9:23. She walks off sadly, while SpongeBob tries to cheer her up and offers to play with her, but Sandy explains that she is just feeling a little homesick. Wait a second! MsMojo. Sandy: ♪Wish I was back in Texas. Sandy: Don't you ever take the name of Texas in vain! Backstage Pants 2. The entire transcript of Spongebob episode "Texas" SpongeBob: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! "Walking Small" [runs toward the Krusty Krab. (cut to SpongeBob, casting a shadow across the restaurant) (manly voice) I've been training my whole life for the day I could finally join the Krusty Krew, (regular voice) And now I'm ready. General You can't say nuthin' about Texas! SpongeBob: Goin' over to Sandy's place. SpongeBob: [suspicious] Sandy... Patrick: I'm Texas too! (SpongeBob and Patrick continue sobbing and then stop). [Two customers are also sobbing; one dries his eyes with his Krabby Patty and gives it to the next person who blows his nose on it] Drawing Characters 7. SpongeBob: [Runs after a jellyfish with a net] Boy, there's nothing like going jellyfishing! The series chronicles the exploits and adventures of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. Patrick: Then can we say people from Texas are dumb? Hey Patrick. It's Texas. This is a list of transcripts from various Nickelodeon TV series and Movies. Krusty Krab! And fast. (bus drives off) I can't believe she's gone. ( Chops sand castle peak down making a sand image of texas) There it is! Chronology Library. Duh. [cheering stops; cut back to the Bikini Atoll] Patrick's eyes bug out and he screams] (man voice)I wanna go home. Episode №: Hi-yah! Sandy: It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home. Sandy: No! (SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand) I wonder if Patrick's at home. (live action texas senery appears behind her)Wish I was in texas, pretteist place in the world oh no. Sandy: [takes out the flusher handle, attaches it to her helmet and flushes the water out again] I'm not crying, I'm laughing! Spongebob Squarepants Fan website by no means tries to pass itself off as the official Spongebob Squarepants website, nor is affiliated or endorsed by Nickelodeon, Nick .com or Viacom. like the title says, Texas is made fun of to make Sandy angry so she will stay. As he jumps for the Krusty Krab, Sandy throws her rope. Next Wait, if you don't...I can't...augh! SpongeBob: But, Sandy, don't you want to say goodbye to all your friends down at the Krusty Krab? Sandy! Hi-yah! SpongeBob: Wait Sandy! Patrick: Hiya SpongeBob! Sandy: (walks out with 2 suitcases) Hey SpongeBob. [surfs in the air] Surf's up, Sandy! [Everyone cheers, except Squidward] (makes a few karate noises). (both hands walk off together, arrive at a sand castle rock peak.) Patrick: Maybe it's just a little squirrel thing. we can't sqwat frorever like this! Sandy: No, thanks. Let's make one of your tree dome. Texas (voice-over) 5. I appreciate what y'all are trying to do, SpongeBob, but home isn't about barbecues and pecan pies, home is where you're surrounded by critters that care about ya. SpongeBob: Patrick, you can't...that's it! Patrick: Maybe it's just a squirrel thing. Sandy: (continues singing) I wanna wake up in texas. SpongeBob: I don't get it, Patrick! Howdy y'all! SpongeBob hangs onto the door as Sandy pulls him towards her] SpongeBob: (in a Texas shape) Hey Patrick, what am I now? (Everyone gathers around Sandy). SpongeBob: All right then. I'll see y'all later. The entire transcript of Spongebob episode "Texas" Close. I'll see y'all later. DEUTSCHE SpongeBob Seite. Wait! Patrick: eerr.. should I start running now? SpongeBob and Patrick try to help Sandy out when she feels homesick. What's so great about dumb ol' Texas? Sandy: (face gets red) I'm warnin' you, SpongeBob! (shown surfing in the air) Surf's up Sandy! [Patrick runs after one while laughing, then falls on his face. [SpongeBob tries to open Sandy’s door, but it doesn’t open] Oh, it’s not opening! (bus speeds back doors open reveling a very angry Sandy.). Wait, if you don't...if I can't...augh! SpongeBob and friends decide […] It'd be too sad. Sandy tunes it and starts to sing), Sandy: (Singing) Wish I was back in Teaxs, The oceans no place for a squirrel. SpongeBob; Patrick; Sandy; Mr. Krabs; Party-organizers Dialogue. You don't wanna leave without having one last Krabby Patty down at the Krusty Krab? This page was last modified on 15 June 2020, at 19:16. Previous SpongeBob: It's a party! Patrick: Why? My helmet just sprung a leak! Sandy: Heck gum it, SpongeBob, what is it? All trademarks for Spongebob Squarepants and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Directed by Stephen Hillenburg, Aaron Springer. Episode Transcripts/Season 1. Wait! (Sandy's rope turns into SpongeBob, SpongeBob screams. (Patrick runs after one while laughing, then falls on his face. Right now, I don't want to build sand castles, play karate, or eat jellyfish. Sandy: Hi-yah! SpongeBob: What is it? 9:28. I mean... Sandy: Im sorry SpongeBob, but It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble along home. Get a dog! SpongeBob MENU. Patrick: DEo you think she knows the MuffinMan song? ( the three are standing outside the Treedome), SpongeBob & Patrick: Welcome home Sandy! Get a dog! SpongeBob: I don't get it, Patrick! She takes out a flusher handle and attaches it to her helmet. Sandy: Aww, SpongeBob, I'm not feeling up to karate now. SpongeBob screams. [the front of the Krusty Krab tears off as Sandy has pulled tight enough] Duh, howdy, y'all! Sandy: ♪I wanna wake up in Texas.♪ [live action scenery is shown] ♪I miss those wide open skies. Don growls and punches SpongeBob). [Scene cuts to Sandy’s treedome] SpongeBob: Sandy! SpongeBob: Go on, go back to where you belong. SpongeBob: You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Texas? Remember: there's no place like home! Lucinamay 9675. SpongeBob: Oh-ho. I get it. SpongeBob: You want to come with us to the Krusty Krab? SpongeBob: Tada! Her shoe engulfs the screen, Sandy ropes Patrick and brings him into the background] [Everyone gathers around Sandy] All of our SpongeBob production cels and animation backgrounds are 100% genuine! Squidward: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. SpongeBob: All right then. Fish #1, #2, #3: Please Make It Stop! [SpongeBob reads the note tied to the bottle] Hmm, it’s a letter for Sandy, all the way from Texas. Pizza Delivery; Home Sweet Pineapple; Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy; ... < Episode Transcripts. Are you gonna stay? SpongeBob SquarePants; Dora the Explorer; Avatar: The Last Airbender Jump to: navigation, search. SpongeBob turns into the shape of Texas] Hey, Patrick, what am I now? Check it out Sandy! Alternate transcripts are available here. Get them off me! 2020-05-15 02:40:07 5 months ago; Views 5; By:Jamaican Snuggie; A + A-0. Jellyfish are heard buzzing] Patrick: Get a dog little longie! [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh] This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Help Wanted" from season one, which aired on May 1, 1999. Not feeling up to karate, huh? Edit. Gary: Meow. We let 'em go! Fo-Gotten Years: You Can't Swim; Plankton's Holiday Hits; The Endless Summer; SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants; Surprise Sandy Day; Songs. SpongeBob: Goin' over to Sandy's place. The Graveyard Shift: In the Beginning 8. This is only for the standalone version of Texas/Walking Small. Log in. SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas! [pause. ), SpongeBob: Sandy? Episode Transcripts: 1st Season • 2nd Season • 3rd Season • 4th Season • 5th Season • 6th Season • 7th Season • 8th Season: ... Texas: Walking Small: 19 … Not feeling up to karate, huh? Sandy! Sandy: Aww, SpongeBob, I'm not feeling up to karate now. Now?! Everyone: Howdy, y'all! SpongeBob: Homesick, huh? This doesn't look like Sandy's place. List of episode transcripts Git a dog! I’ve never felt so capable! I know they miss you as much as you miss them. SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, that's enough. What's a Texas? Special Thanks. SpongeBob: [gets an idea] Oh, so you mean we can't say anything bad about... [turns around; grabs his behind and shakes it and rolls eyes] Texas! We got square dancing... (Flats is holding a square) ...giant Barbecues... (Squidward is holding a sharp, spiky Q while going on about the pain) ...homemade peas-in-a-can pie... (Pearl is holding a pie with a can of peas in it(closeup of it) ...and we got our very own 10 gallon hats! (Sandy gets steaming mad). [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. (Sandy starts to laugh and tears of laughter spew out and fill her helmet. 1 Episodes 1.1 Pilot (1997) 1.2 Season 1 (1999-2000) 1.3 Season 2 (2000-2001) 1.4 Season 3 (2001-2004) 1.5 Season 4 (2005-2006) 1.6 Season 5 (2007-2008) 1.7 Season 6 (2008-2009) 1.8 Season 7 (2009-2011) 1.9 Season 8 (2011-2012) 1.10 Season 9 (2012-2017) 1.11 Season 10 (2016 … You can't! Hi-yah! Sandy: (drops suitcase) Y'all better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape! The second season of the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants, created by Stephen Hillenburg, aired on Nickelodeon from October 26, 2000, to July 26, 2003, and consists of 20 episodes (39 segments). Sandy's surprise is at the Krusty Krab! [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. The cure proves a little more challenging than expected when it turns out Sandy is homesick for ‘good ‘ol Texas’ and plans to go back home. [Sandy begins to cry, filling her helmet with tears. on it then drops to the floor) The big boating exam is today! Sandy: Listen, SpongeBob. Patrick: [mishears, and frantically covers himself] Where? SpongeBob: Patrick, she sang that song from her heart. Ahh, what a beautiful day! Patrick: Do you think she knows the Muffin Man song? (SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand) I wonder if Patrick's at home. All trademarks for Spongebob Squarepants and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. We got her! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Texas" from season 1, which aired on March 22, 2000. She really misses teaxs. ( SpongeBob and Patrick start sobbing,Far away Mr. Krabs hears the song to and starts sobbing also and accidently gets hight by the cashier, two coustomers are also sobbing, one drys his eyes pon his Krabbypatty and gives it to the next person who blows his nose on it. Sandy: Dog-gone it, SpongeBob, what is it? Patrick your gueniuse is showing. Patrick, your genius is showing! Ahhh, what a beautiful day! SpongeBob: It's your own little slice of Texas! Sandy: what did you say?! "Rock Bottom" Sandy: Ohh, it's nothing but a memory now. Whatever you say Sandy. What's a Texas? This is Sandy Cheecks singing want to go back home to Texas All Copyright Goes To Nickelodean [Patrick's hand comes over from a sand castle rock with his face drawn on his hand] Whatcha doin'? What's wrong with Sandy? Sandy: I'm tired of fish food, SpongeBob. List Of Bikini Bottom Songs. SpongeBob: Look, Patrick, I'm Texas! SpongeBob: Sandy, no! Hi-yah! Patrick: Krusty Krab, here we come! Sandy: Oh, I guess I'm just feeling a little homesick. This doesn't look like Sandy's place. There’s a new sheriff in town and her name is Sandy Cheeks! Archived. Everyone frowns as tears start to well up in SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes'] We let 'em go! Git a dog! SpongeBob: Good morning Bikini Bottom! SpongeBob SquarePants 124 The Chaperone. Search. Patrick: Should I start running now? No exceptions. Patrick: (hopping over with arms and legs tie and coverd in bandages.) Patrick: Then can we say people from Texas are dumb? At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs hears the song, too, and starts sobbing also and accidentally gets hit by the cash register.] Ahhh, what a beautiful day! ... Texas - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts. Episode Article: Texas Characters. You can't say nothing about Texas! ( pulls a lever wich brings down a metal covering on the Treedome). Patrick: [hops over with arms and legs tied and covered in bandages] For you! how would we-(pauses) hey, your right! Hey, Patrick. Lucinamay 9675. Don't spoil the surprise! Check it out, Sandy! Ahh, what a beautiful day! Episodes focusing on SpongeBob. Patrick: Hiya, SpongeBob! SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series. Sandy: Don't lose your barnacles, boys. Hi-yah! SpongeBob: Patrick,that's crazy! Shared. ), SpongeBob: (as SpongeBob jumps for the Krusty Krab, Sandy throws her rope. Sandy is homesick and plans to return home./The evil Plankton is up to no good once again when he tries to manipulate SpongeBob. Patrick: Uhh, stupid? Credits 3 years ago | 29.5K views. I miss my twenty acres, barbecues and pecan pies, oh, why? SpongeBob: What are you doing with those bags? Sandy: [drops suitcases] Y'all best apologize, or I'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ape! Patrick: [screams] SpongeBob! Show Design 9. Sandy gasps for air and pants.] SpongeBob: (laughs) We don't eat 'em! Graveyard Shift (voice-over) 4. Sandy:(Ends song)I wanna go hoooommme. Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. She pulls it down and all her tears drain out. [walks off] [pulls a lever which brings down a metal covering on the treedome] (buzzing), SpongeBob: (Runs after a jellyfish with a net)Boy, there's nothing like going jellyfishing! (live action secnery is shown) I miss those wide open skys. D&D Beyond SpongeBob: (gets idea) Oh, so you mean we can't say anything bad about... (turns around grabs his behind and shakes it and rolls eyes) ...Texas! SpongeBob's Start 3. Now here come the horns! This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. SpongeBob: What are you doing with those bags? It's Sandy. With Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown, Mr. Lawrence. Behind the Scenes: Special Delivery 12. SpongeBob SquarePants 136 Texas. This version of the theme song plays during the credits for the episode Texas. Sandy: Go away. SpongeBob: Good morning Bikini Bottom! ( as she keeps singing, SpongeBob and Patrick hear It), SpongeBob: (gasps) patrick do you hear that? (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh). [the bus suddenly speeds back; the doors open revealing Sandy with an angry look on her face] Sandy: Y'all best cut it out! SpongeBob and Patrick: Welcome home, Sandy! Jellyfishing; Plankton! Patrick: So why don't we bring some of teaxs down here! Sandy: [confessing] Oh, I guess I'm just feeling a little homesick. Trending pages. SpongeBob: Wait, Patrick, listen. [the bus drives off] I can't believe she's gone. Sandy: [gets on a bus] I just can't do that, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: No, no! Sandy: Listen SpongeBob, right now, I don't want to build sand castles, play karate, or eat jellyfish. SpongeBob: [laughs] We don't eat 'em! Sandy: I ain't cryin,' I'm laughin'! Wait a second! Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies 11. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy are playing in the sand at Goo Lagoon. The ocean's no place for a squirrel.♪ [live action Texas scenery appears behind her] ♪Wish I was in Texas, prettiest place in the world oh no. I appreciate what y'all are trying to do, SpongeBob, but home isn't about barbecues and pecan pies, home is where you’re surrounded by critters that care about ya. SpongeBob and Patrick then blindfold her and take her to her treedome, which only adds to Sandy's depression. (as she sings she goes back into the Treedome. I have something that might help. Patrick: What's the difference?! List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Texas" from Season 1, which aired on March 22, 2000.. SpongeBob: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! I wanna go home(holds note)( while her singing continues, some clams howl along) I was home all along, and it took me until now to realize it. What's wrong with Sandy? [Turns around] Boy, I hope Sandy doesn't attack me from me from behind. (cuts back to live action Island) Watch fullscreen. Texas: Sandy comes down with a case of the blues and SpongeBob is determined to find out why and what he can do about it. SpongeBob: Howdy y'all! He gets up and runs again] We got her! Sandy: You know, all of a sudden, I don't feel like sand castles, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: [while Patrick does armpit farts] The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas! SpongeBob: (while Patrick does arpit burps)The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas! Now?! [Later, SpongeBob and Patrick have gotten everything ready at the Krusty Krab] SpongeBob: Hey Sandy! Watch SpongeBob SquarePants 136 Texas - Lucinamay 9675 on Dailymotion. SpongeBob: No! She begins cry… Patrick: Arrrgh! SpongeBob: Does that mean you'll stay? Takes a flusher handle and attaches it to her helmet. [SpongeBob jumps with his halves and he gets back together] Y'all gonna take back what ya said! From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Spongebob Squarepants Fan website by no means tries to pass itself off as the official Spongebob Squarepants website, nor is affiliated or endorsed by Nickelodeon, Nick .com or Viacom. SpongeBob: Oh-ho. SpongeBob: Uhh, Sandy? Hurry, before they forget you and leave you behind. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Texas/transcript?oldid=3430904". For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! (PatrickS hand comes over from a sand castle rock with his face drawn on his hand) Whatcha doin'? SpongeBob: It's your own little slice of Texas! (turns head round to Sandy) Can we say that plants from Texas from dumb? Let's make one of your treedome. [Following the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song, the brief opening titles show the names of creator Stephen Hillenburg, Derek Drymon and others. Patrick: Why? Sandy tunes it] SpongeBob: Wait, Sandy! We can't squat like this forever! SpongeBob stops in front of a leaf and Sandy karate chops the leaf and SpongeBob in half). SpongeBob: What?! Season 1 Transcripts [edit | edit source] No. Sandy makes some sand in the shape of Texas, which is soon destroyed by the goo tide. Now here comes the horns! Posted by u/[deleted] 1 year ago. [SpongeBob and Patrick put ten gallon water jugs on their heads] So, what do ya think? Sandy: What did you just say?! Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb? Run along, back to your family and friends. Uhh, we we're gonna...the...the...Krusty Krab...that's not the right direction! Krusty Krab! Sandy! My helmet just sprung a leak! SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcript - Season 1, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Texas&oldid=172488. [Sandy starts to laugh and tears of laughter spew out and fill her helmet. SpongeBob: Sandy? SpongeBob: Homesick, huh? Uhh, we we're gonna...the...the...Krusty Krab...that is not the right direction! SpongeBob: You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Texas? (notes come out of guitar)I know that deep in my heart, I'll always be a texas girl. Sandy: SpongeBob, you've been messing with the bull! Patrick: Yeah.What's so great about dumb ol' Texas? I get it. Patrick: Wait until she sees the... He gets up and runs again). SpongeBob: Uhh, Sandy? Ahhh, what a beautiful day! [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. Mr. Krabs: [from inside] Well, hurry up, lads! (a hole opens up in the top and Sandy comes out wearinhg a cowboy hat and holding a guitar. We got square dancing... [Flats is holding a square] ...giant Barbecues... [Squidward is holding a sharp, spiky Q] SpongeBob hands onto the door as Sandy pulls SpongeBob towards her). Air Date: Mar 21, 2000 Now Streaming You want to come with us to the Krusty Krab? 2 1 12. You can't! (SpongeBob knocks, Sandy opens her door.). Sandy: (gets on to bus)I just can't do that, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Don't cry anymore, Sandy. You can't! Sandy: Don't lose your barnacles boys. Patrick: Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas! ( Turns around) Boy, I hope Sandy doesn't attack me from me from behind. This episode is the Transcript to the episode Sailor Mouth (Uncut), which is for the MTV show, AdultBob MaturePants. What am I doing? Sandy's surprise is at the Krusty Krab! Sandy: SpongeBob, you've been messing with the bull! [Nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears. Sandy: Wha-what's this? SpongeBob: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! (Sandy is blind-folded as SpongeBob & Patrick take her somewhere). Sandy: I'm ain't crying! [SpongeBob knocks, Sandy opens her door] I wanna go hooooooooooooooome, home.♪ [some clams howl along. SpongeBob: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! Dying for Pie (voice-over) 6. By the second year of production, SpongeBob had become a fully computer-animated series. Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts of episode en movie scripts - Texas- spongebob squarepants script. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. Patrick: Texas is dumb? Special transcripts; 1. When I'm so far from you Texas, all I can do is cry.♪ [a live-action squirrel sheds a tear. Git a dog, little longie! SpongeBob: (off-screen) Permission to come aboard, captain! Hey, what's this? (SpongeBob and Patrick put on ten gallon water jugs on their head) So, what do ya think? (both of them scream), Sandy: (Sandy ropes Patrick and brings him into the background), Patrick: Ahh! Sign up. Sandy: Can't you see? Are you gonna stay? SpongeBob and Patrick: Krusty Krab! ( Sandy walks off. Get them off me! U.S. viewers (millions): 1 SpongeBob: That makes me feel all wiggly. Season №: SpongeBob and Patrick hear the music] [Patrick has the notes going around him] Pulls it down and all the water drains down), SpongeBob: "Err sandy why are you crying?". From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Sandy: I'm tired of fish food, SpongeBob. Don growls like a dog and punches SpongeBob] This page has been accessed 13,511 times. SpongeBob screams. Airdate: SpongeBob stops in front of a leaf and shakes as Sandy karate chops the leaf and SpongeBob in half] SpongeBob & Patrick: Krusty Krab! SpongeBob: But, Sandy, don't you want to say good-bye to all your friends down at the Krusty Krab? Sandy: For me?! [Chops sand castle peak down making a sand image of Texas] There it is! Sandy: Huh? Sandy: Huh, duh. Written by Sherm Cohen, Vincent Waller and David Fain. Sandy: [blushes angrily] I'm warnin' you, SpongeBob! Ahhh, what a beautiful day! Sandy: [walks out with two suitcases] Hey, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob and Patrick run off] We did it! It'll be too sad. Special thanks to "SpongeBuddy Mania" for help with some of the episode transcripts on this wiki. Sandy crashes right through the rock, obliterating it, and walks with a twirling rope. SpongeBob! I miss my 20 acres, barbaques and peacorn pie so why? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [turns head around to Sandy] Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb? Check out the next episode of Sheriff Sandy Cheeks showing her Texas lasso skills! Transcript. Howdy! (patrick has the notes going around him). I'll get your bags. [SpongeBob thinks, and later, Sandy is blindfolded as SpongeBob and Patrick take her somewhere] Almost there. SpongeBob and Patrick: Hey, Sandy! [grabs Don the Whale from behind and flips him over onto the ground. Share with; Share with; spongebob #texas Join us as we rope some cattle in TEXAS with spongebob..! Hi-yah! [at Sandy's house where SpongeBob & Patrick are playing leapfrog while going to her treedome] Spongebob: (Spoingebob's foghorn alarm goes off) This is it, Gary! (wave covers sand and ruins Sandy's Texas display). (the front of the Krusty Krab tears off as Sandy has pulled tight enough). [a hole opens up in the top of the dome and Sandy comes out wearing a cowgirl hat and holding a guitar. 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